We all love memes, and what could be more appropriate for that than taking arrows in our knees? Presenting our first T-shirt this year, the Adventurer No More, a T-shirt that you can use as an explanation to your adventurer friends who keep asking you to join them on a dragon hunt or any other insane adventures. Just don’t use this excuse against Chuck Norris. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
As usual, the details on how to order:
- Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with your name, address, phone, and size. You can also send a text message to our hotline number at +62 812 12 NEURO. We will log your order, and reconfirm it once we have the T-shirts ready.
- The price of this T-shirt will be IDR 75,000, excluding shipping.
- It will be produced using the 24S (or better) combed cotton fabric, to make sure that you don’t take arrows anywhere else.
- The size chart is available on our online store. Please make sure that you order the correct one, as we cannot do refunds or exchanges.
- We will be starting our production once it reaches 12 or more orders.
So there we have it, fire away!
Pre-orders have been closed. You can now purchase this T-shirt in our store.